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princestadiaries: I thought for sure the wedding would be off when my fiance found me fucking her mom. Turns out there will just be one more person sharing our honeymoon suite afterwards! Honeymoon and marriage - one for the price of two! Nice going.

Are two asses enough for one weekend? I don’t know but there’s still one day left

I was watching one of the ads for the two-parter (the one where Pearl says “it’s not supposed to do that”) and there’s this bit where Amethyst and Pearl are looking at Garnet and Amethyst gasps while Pearl looks concerned and backs

the-blank-master: the-blank-master: There is something here. Putting this here for later. An eclipse is a fascinating thing, consider two blank different thoughts objects competing for the same place in your mind vision. As you one object begins to

damianimated: One time working at Disney World this guy came up to me saying that two men were being “feminine” in the restroom and I thought that was code for them fuckin and then I went in to ask them to stop and there were just two dudes putting

emzadi: tastefullyoffensive: Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts, Part 4 (images via imgur)Previously: Part Three, Part Two, Part One Yea but no on the cat. The cat believes it owns its owner. We bring it food because it demands food. There for we must

younggirlnikki: I quickly learned to pass myself off as bisexual. The fathers of my girlfriend’s hardly cared if we were openly dating so long as they thought it meant there were two mouth-cunts open for their use instead of just one.

thecolorsofmymind: I always thought that there was this one perfect person for everybody in the world, you know, and when you found that person the rest of the world kind of magically faded away, and the two of you would just be inside this kind of

damianimated: One time working at Disney World this guy came up to me saying that two men were being “feminine” in the restroom and I thought that was code for them fuckin and then I went in to ask them to stop and there were just two dudes putting

just-shower-thoughts: There should be two different honks for every car. A friendly one and an aggresive one.

friedsoup: theonecinnamonroll: friedsoup: the best kisses are one with comically long tongues I just thought of something; Lucio: There can only be one frog in this town; it ain’t big enough for the two of us.

cosmicstudent: sunshineandhealth: covenudist: Auntie Kat here with some thoughts on nudity for you. Nudity has generally been associated in this culture with either one of two things: 1) shame/embarrassment, or 2) sexuality. Here’s the thing: there’s

a-lovely-thought: “There will be one day where we’ll meet again. Maybe in a few months, maybe in two years. But I know for sure, it will happen. One day.” — L.N. | one day

damianimated: One time working at Disney World this guy came up to me saying that two men were being “feminine” in the restroom and I thought that was code for them fuckin and then I went in to ask them to stop and there were just two dudes putting

kaimiku the one ship i can’t make up my mid about if i like or not itS RLY CONFUSING fOR mE some days im like “yes u two are cute and maybe you should kiss a little” other days im like “ woaH there kids what are u doing u need

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